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He swung the plastic bags harder, making one of the potatoes inside the bag fly outside. The potato flew at a speed nobody would expect from a mere potato, earning shocked yelling from people in the vicinity, and it hit another walking potato.
Wait.
What?
Walking potato?
Tonpa rushed to see as the walking potato fell down the street, plastic shopping bags forgotten in the roadside. The stuff inside the bags rolled all over the street, and the people in the vicinity started taking those stuff — because who could resist free stuff, right? But Tonpa couldn't care less about it now. He needed to see the real life walking potato right now!
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The Fastest Noblewoman in the West by bookscorpion
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
30 Aug 2023
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Geralt didn't know what he had done to deserves this. One day, the woman had started following him wherever he went. She cheered him on, clapping and whooping at the most mundane actions and impressive feats in battle alike.
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Important Blue Internet Checkmarks by Anonymous
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV], Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types
27 Aug 2023
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hey anon i have no idea whether ur asking a genuine question or if ur mocking me tbhanonymous asked: heyyaaaa!!! curious as to why this blog has more checkmarks than the unrequited crush blog :0 did u do anything spectacular here thats worth being rewarded eight checkmarks???
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- Part 2 of the hellsite adventures
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defective. by Anonymous
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV], Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types
21 Aug 2023
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As if responding to nir sullen mood, pitter-patters of drizzling rain started to fall down outside. A vague earthy smell filled the room, the soft sunset glow from the window slowly fading away into light grey.
In this room, in this empty and melancholy apartment, Wei Ying felt the dam break.
Tears started to fall down nir cheeks, making nem hug the pillow even tighter. Nir chest heaved with sobs, even harder now that ne was alone and no longer had to stifle it in.
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The rain poured down outside the window, bringing with it a sense of melancholy. Crewmate stared at the window from their seat at the sofa, watching the flowers Monokuma grew get drizzled by the rain. Hyacinths, they recalled the bear saying fondly. It was adorable, how he got into gardening after retiring from his mascot job.
Or, Crewmate and Monokuma's life together after retirement.
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Sometimes, he wondered whether he made the correct decision. People always say to make your passion as your job, so you wouldn't have to work a day in your life. Ha! That was bullshit. Years of figure skating burnt him out and turned him away completely from it. It was devastating, how the activity that brought him so much joy during his younger age became an activity that made him miserable.
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i like your shoelaces! by Anonymous
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed [TV], Módào Zǔshī - MòXiāng Tóngchòu & The Untamed - All Media Types
20 Aug 2023
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"'Unrequited crush culture is watching your crush drenched in blue paint after tripping on a bucket full of blue paint, and still think that he is the prettiest person in the world.'" Jiang Cheng read aloud, lifting one of his eyebrows. "Yeah, what about it? Did you send this ask?"
"Nope!" Wei Wuxian grinned. "But I did get drenched in blue paint during Art Class last week, in that exact scenario! What are the odds?"
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We... won't ever have to be apart again, right?
Be warned — this fic contains spoilers for Chapter 383.
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The fast music and the other dancers carried them forward, and Cerys was happy to let Jutta lead and swing her around, watching her usual serious expression melt away into the biggest grin, her green eyes sparkling in the light of the fire.
Cerys and Jutta celebrate Litha, and each other.Series
- Part 1 of Witcher Wheel of the Year 2023
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This Crooked Path by bookscorpion
Fandoms: Mad Max - All Media Types, Shadowrun, Shadowrun: Hong Kong
18 Jun 2023
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There used to be a great many orks, some people say. Before. Others say they were just stories and never existed.
A road warrior and a runaway slave are thrown together by chance. Will the Wasteland grind them to dust or will they carve out a life together, despite everything standing in their way?Series
- Part 1 of Where Must We Go
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As Shani listens to Geralt explain, shock is indeed not her reaction. It's more utter disbelief, and exasperation.
Geralt has a rock troll fuck buddy. Things go wrong, and he needs to get Shani for help.Series
- Part 1 of A Witcher Wheel of the Year 2021
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On their third day at Arcadia Oaks High, Aja and Krel have their memories of the previous timeline restored. Krel is insistent upon seeing Douxie again, and Aja is a little confused. After all, even though they were friends she didn’t think they were that close.
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"No, I'm not dating your brother."
Sirius couldn't help but flinch. His nerve-wracking but solidly mid-level romantic plan to stop by Severus' lab and invite him out to The Thyme-Turner for supper was turning out to not be a good idea. He had fully expected grimacing about the spontaneity, worrying about whether they had nice enough clothes, or even a moonrise ingredient gathering excursion that Severus hadn't told him about.
"I told you he's my assignment, Reg."
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An Unrepentant Slytherin by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
01 Jun 2023
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Greg's stomach did something that wasn't quite a flop or a tap dance. You know, there was something nervous and jittery going on, but it hadn't made up its mind on the direction and speed and whatnot. He had not been prepared for a name of someone he actually knew.
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Allergen Surprise by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
11 May 2023
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"Could we talk in private?" Ron tried not to mumble. He had heard enough stories about Harry waking up and overhearing conversations to know that the curtains around each hospital bed needed to be pulled 100% closed to activate the privacy warding. The only thing worse than having to tell Madam Pomfrey about a sexual encounter was the idea of a nosy Firstie spreading this story to half of Hogwarts tomorrow.
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Shame, Unfurling by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
30 Apr 2023
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The words reverberated around in Percy's lungs: No, I am not dating your brother.
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Off-kilter by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
31 Mar 2023
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Obviously, someone involved with the Yule Ball wouldn't allow two witches to go, so Hermione shouldn't even consider Bulstrode's offer.
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Apologetically, Sirius Black by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
15 Mar 2023
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I, Sirius Orion Black, would like to extend an apology to those who were interviewed in relation to the so-called tell-all manuscript that may have been titled 'The Black Sheep of the Family' or 'Hiding Amongst The Shearers' depending on which intern entered the title for printing.
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Fenrir had made more than his fair share of mistakes in life. Getting involved with that pack that advocated intentional biting of the children of Ministry of Magic employees in order to force Ministerial change was a notable one. Agreeing to be hired on as a bodyguard with that blood-supremacist group, the Death Eaters, was pretty high up there. However, his biggest mistake was going along with the crowd escaping from Azkaban and finding himself adrift in not being able to access Wolfsbane Potion.
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Oh Veela-tine by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
02 Feb 2023
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Ginny wished there were some sort of guide to designing a Valentine's Day card for a Veela descendant. Should she avoid having a person with wings, Cupid or otherwise? Should she avoid using 'mate' in case Fleur thought she meant capital-M mate? Was glitter too... childish?
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Mistletoe Experimentation by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
04 Jan 2023
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Greg watched the Weasley twin prod at the white berries above Draco's head. They slowly turned red and yellow, then orange and blue, and finally, a deep violet crept into a few edge berries. "Is that a new Zonko's product?"
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In which Sybill makes an unexpected discovery of herself and Hagrid is open to exploration.
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On the night before Sybill's first day teaching, she has a dream.
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White droplets landed on her - warm, thick, skimming over her bare skin.
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Moonwort, For Opening Locks by slashaholic666 (queerlybeloved777)
Fandoms: Harry Potter 'verse - J.K. Rowling
01 Jun 2022
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How Severus Prince né Snape escaped Azkaban. To the Aurors reading this: That is clearly a metaphor.
How Sirius Black hopes to escape the Dementors. To the Aurors reading this: That is all metaphorical, floral stuff.
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